Am I a social recluse?

1. On any given Saturday night, I would prefer:
   A wild night out on the town
   A relaxing night out (or in) with my significant other
   A innocuous night in with my Dell
   
2. My best friend is:
   My dog
   My TV
   A human being
   
3. Nights a week I get out of my home:
   3+
   1-2
   0-1 (and then only to the Speedway)
   
4. Ideal job:
   President of the U.S.
   Avon Lady
   Lighthouse Keeper
   
5. Phrase you'll most often hear me saying:
   Let's blow this pop stand
   Peace be with you
   For the love of God, just leave me alone
   
6. Don't bother me when I'm:
   Watching the game with buddies
   Talking on the phone to a dear friend
   Rocking mindlessly back and forth